Trying to play with a toddler is like trying to play with a Schizophrenic...
Toddler pulls out his giant bin of cars and dumps them on the ground. Mommy grabs the race track and puts it together. Toddler races 3 cars, crashes 2 together then runs off to cook something in his kitchen.
Toddler wants to wear his apron while cooking. Mommy ties apron on toddler as he races to his tool bench.
Drill and hammer are used for 2.5 nanoseconds, then tossed aside to run around the living room dragging a stuffed dog on a leash.
Dog gets abandoned as the contents of the book shelf are emptied on to the floor. Toddler scoffs when it is suggested we could read one of the 50 books scattered across the floor.
Flashcards are spotted and tossed around like flower petals at a wedding.
Mommy collapses on the floor as Hurricane Parker finishes destroying the living room.
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