Friday, August 31, 2012

Kids are so literal

Asked Parker to finish chewing and wait to talk until his mouth wasn't full. He grabbed my hand, flipped it palm side up and proceeded to spit out every bite of carrot into my hand, so he could tell me we have 2 dogs.
Maybe talking with your mouth full isn't so bad.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Olympic Bound

Brian: Parker, are you going to be in the Olympics some day?
Parker: Yeah!
Brian: What sport?
Parker: Um, ball.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Yo mama's so dumb

Parker: "Fwrirtwrk!"

Me: "Um, what?"

Parker: "Fwrirtwrk!"

Me: "Say it again?"

Parker: "Fwrirtwrk!"

Me: "Can you say it one more time?"

Parker: "FWRIRTWRK!"

Me: "I'm sorry honey, I just don't understand what you're trying to say."

Parker: sighs and says, "Whoo whoo whoo!"

Me: "Oh, fire truck! Yes, that was a fire truck, good job!"