Mommy's Law: Murphy's Law involving children
Personal Examples:
Parker figuring out he can slide along the hardwood floor on his belly, right after the dogs run inside with muddy paws.
Discovering Parker pooped 2.5 seconds after...A) I put him in a fresh diaper. B) finish giving him a bath. C) started washing a load of dirty diapers, which means the latest stink bomb sits at the bottom of the diaper pail for a day and a half.
The day before getting professional pictures taken, Parker falls and has a black eye and fat lip.
Warning do not finish reading this post if you are about to eat...
And last night--Brian and I were getting ready for bed, and one of us casually mentions that Parker seems to be over his cold and isn't sick any more. 2 hours later Parker puked spaghetti and hog dog all over my shirt and his crib. After 4 hours of barfing it is safe to say... the three of us may never eat a hot dog again, and I'm pretty sure nobody is going to finish the leftover spaghetti in the fridge. Parker has kept breakfast and a small snack down, but doesn't want to do anything other than sit on the couch and snuggle.
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