I snorted when I read the first one...
You might be a mother if...
You roll over during the night and Batman, who has been hiding in the covers, stabs you in the ass...
You brush cookie crumbs out of the sheets before bed as part of your night time routine
Your bras smell like breast milk
You've ever pre-chewed food for someone
When you wear lipstick, it "feels weird"
You've served wine in a sippy cup... to guests..
You fall asleep if you blink too hard, and wake up at a hitch in your kiddo's breathing
You can hear a diaper coming off 3 rooms away
You know the difference between baba, baba and baba
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