Parker has several construction themed books that he wants us to read over.and.over.and.over.again! We've gotten bored and started to improvise the stories. Here is a typical Brian version of a book about bulldozers.
"Okay, see the guy on the red bulldozer digging that hole? Well he's digging it in the wrong spot, but he doesn't care because he gets paid overtime. And see the other guy in the yellow bulldozer? He's filling in the holes that guy dug. This job is under budget, but not for long because this guy here is going to drive over a bunch of really expensive tools and equipment and all the profit will be used to buy more. And this guy is digging a really big hole, in the wrong spot and the guy with the wheelbarrow is going to slowly fill it back in, so that means this project is going to come in way over budget and they will miss their completion date."
Hmmm, something tells me Brian is a little frustrated with his crew.
That is fucking hilarious!! I just read it to Tyler too and he totally agrees!!
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