Sunday, April 29, 2012

Singing & Dancing

Parker hasn't had much exposure to music. I'm 110% sure I'm tone deaf, so I rarely sing around other people.  Because of this, I sang very few lullabies to Parker when he was an infant.  The first time I sang to him, I couldn't remember any songs so Parker's first lullaby was the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song!  Last year, in preparation for traveling to and from Moscow; I bought a 3-disc set of what can only be described as 101 ear bleeding children's tunes and have avoided all kid music since then. Lately, though, music has started to make a come back.

Parker had been super squirmy when I rock him before bed. Out of frustration one night, I started singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.  When I sang he stopped moving and just listened!  I've done this a handful of times and it works every time.  Parker's interest in singing made me rethink my ban on kid's music. So last week, I decided to give "kid music" another try. 

I found a great blog written by a Dad who was sick of all the horrible kid music, and set out to honestly review children's albums and weed out the crap. I checkout out a few albums and bought The Best of the Laurie Berkner Band.  Last Friday, we headed to a friend's house for dinner and a play date, so I used the 45 minute ride to test out the new tunes.  Parker really liked it! The songs are easy to sing along to and who wouldn't like a song about people w/ animals on their heads?  This weekend we listened to Laurie Berkner, but I also threw in some Adele and a little country.  I sang and drummed along with Adele and Parker clapped and drummed by stomping his feet on the back of the passenger seat.  I even got him to dance in his car seat!  Nothing cuter than a kid in a 5-point harness trying to shake his booty and move his shoulders! He even claps and cheers at the end of each song.

I thought the clapping and cheering was pretty cute until the other night, when I received a standing ovation at the end of Twinkle Twinkle. So much for singing calming him down before bed!

Parker only rocks out when the car is moving, so here is a video of P dancing in his highchair, enjoy!




Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Clean Up Crew



Ike and Turner do this several times a day. Yes it is gross, but there is not much I can do about it.  Have you ever tried to keep two 95 pound labs away from food?
(Sarah, we will buy you a new slobber-free highchair for your next kid)

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Likin' the ladies

I think it is only a matter of time before I find a Playboy under Parker's crib mattress.  Every time I leave a magazine out he seems to find at least one picture of a woman in a bikini. He walks around intensely staring at the picture, pointing and saying oh!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Just a little taste

We took advantage of the beautiful weather this weekend. We played at the zoo, BBQ'ed, chased Dad and dogs in the backyard and now, Parker is hooked on backyard sunshine. This guy craves it morning, noon, and night.

Last night I had to drag his crying, stomping, dirt caked butt inside for dinner. He scarfed down his food then started pounding on the sliding glass door, chanting "otside! otside!"

This morning he ran straight for the slider, I thought because he wanted the dogs to come in. Nope, he tried to push past the dogs and run out the door in his pj's and socks!

As I type this he is staring longingly out the sliding glass door. I am not looking forward to the next few days of rain and toddler vitamin D withdrawals.

Freud Would have a Field Day

I'm just going to say it, Parker is fascinated by his penis.  Which leads me to say things I never thought I would ever have to say...

"Parker, don't put your wiener in the shower marker cap, please."

"Parker, your wiener does not belong in the empty toilet paper roll."

"It's not going anywhere, quit holding it so much!"

"Parker, we don't stick our hands down our pants/diaper in public."

"Parker, we don't stick our hands down our pants/diaper at the dinner table."

"I need to fasten your diaper, hands off the merchandise."

"Parker! Quit pinching your wiener with my hair straightener!"

"Dude! I don't have one, but if you keep pulling that hard, I'm not 100% sure it won't fall off."

"I don't think you're going to be happy when you hit that with a hammer."